Atheist House Quotes!
Here are some of my favourite House Quotes, most with an atheist point. House is one my all time favourite series, and House, the character, well he just happens to mirror many of my atheist standpoints – so here is a small collection of House Quotes:
- “If you talk to God you’re religious. If God talks to you, you’re psychotic.” – (They’re all crazy!)
- “If you can fake sincerity, you can fake pretty much anything.” – (The religious fake anything – pah ;))
- “…there’s no I in ‘team’. There is a me, though, if you jumble it up.” – (Not atheist especially, but a fitting response to that so-fucking-patronising saying)
- “Idiopathic, from the Latin meaning we’re idiots cause we can’t figure out what’s causing it.” – (This applies to all the religious)
- “Never trust doctors.” – (So true!)
- “Rational arguments don’t usually work on religious people. Otherwise there would be no religious people.” – (And wouldn’t that be a great new age of humanity!)
- “Isn’t it interesting that religious behaviour is so close to being crazy we can’t tell it apart.” – (Religious = Completely fucking crazy, and not in the cute way…)
- “Religion is not the opiate of the masses, religion is the placebo of the masses” – (I think that time was called “The Dark Ages”)
- “Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen, so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.” – (Love this, all of the religious owe the universe a fucking apology lol)
* BTW: I’m an atheist, if you hadn’t figured that one out already 😉